TOO LATE, SPACE JESUS
Oh my god.
The universe is amazing.
(Source: astrodidact)
BLOGWARTS: If the HP characters were on tumblr...
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Harry Potter:
stream of angry texts posts a la "MY LIFE SUCKS. MY PARENTS ARE DEAD, MY MENTORS ARE DEAD, MY OWL IS DEAD MY WAND IS BROKEN AND MY SCAR HURTS."
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Ron Weasley:
food porn blog
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Hermione Granger:
social justice SPEW blogger calling people out on their bullshit. "let the elves decide whether they are house or garden. check yo privelege."
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Ginny Weasley:
"day 394-I am not yet dating harry potter" + gifsets dedicated to his scar.
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Luna Lovegood:
the nightblogger.
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Draco Malfoy:
hipster blogger
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Filch:
reblogs pictures/videos/gifs of cats.
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Hagrid:
the fluffy chicken girl-"if i get 700,000 notes my headmaster said I could get a chimera."
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McGonagall:
that one person who ruins everyones fun text posts.
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Snape:
anonymously leaves this in harry's ask "10 point from gryffindor" and then reblogs it.
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Bellatrix Lestrange:
fanart of her and the dark lord in compromising positions.
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Voldemort:
the blog that just steals everyone else's gifsets to gain followers - "Follow this lord, you will love him on your dashboard".
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Dumbledore:
all the gay porn
(Source: ohdinson)
THIS IS THE ONLY REASON THEY NAMED HIM DICK
I LOVE THE WAY THESE AREN’T EVEN MANIPS THIS WAS LITERALLY THE ENTIRE SEASON
(Source: theinturnetexplorer)
Exactly.
Imagine a wall full of circular holes, that circles can keep walking in and out of with no difficulty.
Now imagine that the triangles manage to get the resources together, after years of not being able to fit through the circle’s holes, to drill a single triangle space into the wall.
Now imagine that the circle — who previously supported the triangle’s efforts because they are well-rounded (har) and value equality — comes along and sees the construction project. But instead of being happy, they get angry.
“Well, I won’t be able to fit through your hole!!!!” the circle cries.
“I helped you get the drill!!!!” the circle shrieks.
“Make it fit me too!!!!” the circle demands.
The triangles, barely holding it together enough to get a triangle hole together, stare at the circle in confusion.
“You have all the holes you need,” the triangles explain. “This is for us. You don’t need to fit through our hole, too.”
“YOU’RE BEING UNEQUAL AND HURTING MY FEELINGS!” the circle wails. “I DON’T SUPPORT YOUR HOLE IF IT DOESN’T FIT ME TOO. GIVE ME MY DRILL BACK.”
“It’s not your drill, it’s our drill. You helped us get it, because you said you cared.”
“I ONLY CARED WHEN I THOUGHT YOU’D MAKE A HOLE EVERYONE COULD FIT THROUGH. YOU’RE PERPETUATING INEQUALITY!!!”
“Why is it up to us, the small group that has never been able to fit through the wall at all, to make a hole everyone can use? Why isn’t it up to you, the people who have been able to cross back and forth at will for years? We just want to see the other side; why are you yelling at us?”
“I DIDN’T ASK TO BE BORN A CIRCLE, OMG. I’VE HAD TO WORK HARD ALL MY LIFE TOO. YOU’RE JUST BEING BIGOTED AGAINST ME BECAUSE OF SOMETHING I CAN’T CONTROL, JUST LIKE EVERYONE IS AGAINST YOU.”
“You are interfering with our project and asking us to comfort you while we’re trying to make progress. Please leave.”
“I’m going to tell everyone about this,” the circle warns. “Nobody will support you now.”
“Apparently nobody ever did,” the triangles sigh, getting back to work.
even better commentary.
Commentary is all kinds of gospel.
Wow, this is the most astute thing ever.
Meanwhile the pentagons and trapezoids are wondering whether, after all this time stuck behind the wall together, the triangles will help them get holes they can fit through. They’d like to think so, but they have a sinking feeling that they’ll have to deal with the circles’ shit on their own.
And the squares aren’t even shown, because nobody likes them, and they have to fight both sides at the same time.
(Source: charliebink)
Aluminum foil keeps cats off counters. via TO
FOILED AGAIN
IM CRYIGN’„
IOh Geez - nearly can’t breath.
(Source: ForGIFs.com)
this is the best thing in the entire world
i’m actually crying
fucking turtles, man
it;s like, they know
(Source: sirensonthewater)
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